This whole dialogue sequence
must have been so much fun to write.
if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
I done fucked up.
You done fucked up.
Cartwright met Alice the cat today. He has decided he likes to snuggle with kitties more than people now. Alice also thinks she’s a parrot and likes to sit on shoulders.
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.
How gay sex works.
I want a relationship like this
the best part is this is one of those rare gifs you can hear
fuCK I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 0897987 YEARS BYE
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???